Our Ellie turned 12 the other day. My intent was to post a lovely photo of my lovely daughter on Facebook. And surely, I thought, since Ellie seemingly chronicles every minute of her day with a selfie, I could fine one easily. My only criteria were that the photo not include (1) a duck face, (2) a Kardashian-like pose, or (3) odd or rude gestures.
So I started to flip through her phone, and ....ok, not QUITE what I was looking for....

and is this even safe? Hello, Road Safety, please!

Oh, and that face, that beautiful face - is she having a stroke?

Um, no

While I admire the flexibility, I just can't

So our birthday greetings will need to be photo-less - but no less happy. Because we love our Ellie and think she is just awesome, and wish her a happy, happy birthday!